Meh, they canceled our flight! Stupid defective nut! *stabs united airlines* Ah well, the first class flight back made it all worth it. I'd jump for joy if I wasn't so tired, after being awake for almost 20 hours. And in the summer, too! For shame!

The highlights of the trip included:

• My first bowling game. I scored 96, or something. Hooray. Bumpers can help improve your score mightily.
• Much shopping. Borders, Nomination, Wizards of the Coast, The Fudgery, and more!
• Bubbi's birthday. Happy birthday! It's on august 5. Need to remember that...
• The party on the first day. Many relatives. Chip and Sue, their daughters Elizabeth and Julia, dad's cousin Betsy and her husband Joel, Great Uncle Jimmy and his wife Sharon, two people I didn't actually talk to or find out who they were, and the obligatory Bubbi, Aunt Wendy and company, and Uncle Jon and associates.
• Changing hotels.
• Everybody getting mad at Wendy.
• Cousin Kyle hitting his head on a beam in the basement.
• The drive down 8 mile road to see my dad's old apartment. Yo. Um, not really.
• KRISPY KREME ASSEMBLY LINE! Need I say more.

If I think of any more I'll let you know... Or will I? *jarring chords*