the ladder crashes and burns

I was talking to Sarah today about my "ladder" and came to realize that there are really only two boys I'm interested in... at all. There are bunches that I think are cute, but that's almost always true.

But, really. There's him (F), and him (B). I think he's (T) cute, but he has a girlfriend so I don't care. I think he's (A) somewhat cute, but also girlfriend. He's ok (K), but eh. He's (M) cute, but not really the type I'm attracted to. (Alright, alright, with that one exception. The very big exception.) He's (D) cute, but I hardly know him. There's him (G) and him (C) but they're both older than me; one's a junior and the really cute one is a grad student. He's (S) hot but has a girlfriend and is just spastic. He's (C) ok but way, way too old. He's (?) pretty cute, but I don't even know his name (yet). He's (C) already gone out with and broken the heart of someone on my floor. He's (L) cute but rather mean. He's (P) nice but not as attractive. And a lot of boys I just don't know or talk to that much.

So, yes. Even the two I'm most interested in are problematic, as one has a semi-girlfriend and some suspected emotional problems and the other has a crush (who lives in CheyHo) and a roommate who's practically his Tyler Durden who I've sworn platonism to.

That made no sense.

Too bad.

But... the "Sarah's a redhead" thing?

Um... yeah. That was rather blatant in my opinion.