Auuuuuuuugh! I'm a fucking moron. Nobody ever calls my stupid phone and leaves a message on the answering machine! Grrr...

In other news, ... I'm a moron.

Damn, I was going to say something, but now all is forgotten in a wave of shock at my incapacity to check my answering machine.

*bonks self on head repeatedly* Ow! Ow!