disproof

So, I've been thinking... you know how you get those forwards with the friendly advice and such, like... "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world," and "Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to." (Both of which are lovely sayings, which I have no problem with.)

Now, consider the phrase "No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry." Yes, yes, very nice little phrase. The problem with this one is, it doesn't really work when applied to me. Why, do you ask. Well, I cry at almost everything. I cried at the frickin' Flinstones Movie. Now, the first time, it was excusable, I was probably about eight or so and I was scared that Barney was going to get hanged. The second time I watched the movie I was about 14 years old. I cried at the exact same scene, this time because "I could see the disintegration of Fred and Barney's friendship".

Make fun of me, and I go after your eyeballs with a taco bell spork.

No, I'm not violent... <whistles innocently>

Anyways. So, if I cry at everything, including the Flinstones, how am I going to find a guy who never makes me cry? I ask this. My daddy makes me cry all the frickin' time. Are you saying he isn't worth my tears? Huh?! What if he died, am I not supposed to cry at my funeral because he yelled at me?!

Yeah, take that, handy phrase. You suck. There's a difference between a guy who makes you cry because he's imperfect (and therefore human and not just some figment of your imagination), and a guy who makes you cry and deserves to be stabbed in the eye with a spork.

<continues whistling innocently>

The exception is Chad Michael Murray, who would never make Nikki cry and would make a wonderful boyfriend.