oh my f***ing god.

Ok, so I'm listening to my roommate and her friend have a discussion about adderol... You know, this really clears up some doubts for me.

I do think I have ADD after all. They're talking about taking this stuff, and they get fidgety and start talking really fast or they get jittery. What the hell?! That's me OFF ritalin. You're not supposed to be that way after you take ritalin or adderol or any of these damn things! You're supposed to be calm, and focused. That's how I am when it works. And when it doesn't, I don't get more jittery. I never get more jittery. How can they take it? How can they talk about snorting it? I'm hiding my damn ritalin.

No, I'm not paranoid.

How can anyone do this to themselves? How can they take speed?? I guess I really do have ADD, because otherwise I'd be like them... I'd start biting my nails constantly or my leg would start shaking after I took my beloved stimulants. With me, taking them makes me stop doing those things. And it's only when they wear off that I get jittery and nervous and distractable again.

Hallelujah! The real proof, for me, that I have ADD. All you other people are apparently just using it to stay up late...

Argh! <pulls out hair>

Mayhaps I shouldn't have had that double shot espresso starbucks thing this morning. I think caffeine makes me more nervous. Errr, my stomach doesn't feel too good...

Well, if caffeine does this to me then maybe I don't have ADD... but... it's not like I'm fidgeting. Just aggravated.

<burps>

Ah, that's better. The world is an okay place. Time to clean my room.